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Wander Lost Blog is about the journey of A., a hapless 30something who has lived in Chicago, San Diego, LA, and currently resides in NYC.

What The Kids Are Up To.

I have launched a social experiment to investigate what the kids are up to these days.

Recently, my 22 year old coworker friend talked me into trying out Tinder. Believe it or not, I do think it’s wise to take the advice of 22 year olds from time to time. They have a certain joie de vivre and lack a certain jadedness that us late 20somethings possess. And when you go out with them, you realize what a fun time they have. You don’t even regret the hangover the next day (sigh, to be 22 and hangoverless again…).

Have you heard of Tinder yet? Some call it an app for hooking up. I like to think of it as speed dating on the iPhone with all the superficiality that you’re supposed to pretend to lack on Match.com.

So far, I’ve encountered a lot of shirtless (and in some cases, headless…) men from the westside on the app. For example:

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Tinder works in that it pulls your info from Facebook so everyone is “supposed” to be telling the truth. I have found this not to be the truth, as several alleged 19 year olds that I have been matched with are most definitely 35 years old.

Regardless, I have chatted with some 20something men on the app and found them to be…well…about as eloquent as they are on Match.com. Which is not saying much. One invited me over to hang with him him while he sat on his couch. I declined.

Basically, Tinder seems to be some sort of playground for all of us to play out our superficial fantasies and potentially find someone casual to hook up with. But hey, it sure is fun.

I’ll keep you posted —

A.

The Orange Muppet.

As an avid viewer of my favorite summer guilty pleasure The Bachelorette, I remain absolutely perturbed by this strange 45-year-old (claims that he is 31…) muppet named Zak that ABC allowed to become a contestant and enter our living rooms. Just look – he’s orange.

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And he makes strange faces.

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I like to remind myself whenever I’m having a bad day that at least I’m not dealing with this spray-tanned catastrophe.

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So ladies – whenever you think you’re on a bad date, just thank the dating Gods they didn’t send this orange Muppet man your way.

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P.S. This post does have a point. I predict Orange Muppet man won’t last the hometown dates tomorrow night and will be sent home. I just hope the old folks at the center for secretly 45-year-olds welcome him back with open arms.