As an avid viewer of my favorite summer guilty pleasure The Bachelorette, I remain absolutely perturbed by this strange 45-year-old (claims that he is 31…) muppet named Zak that ABC allowed to become a contestant and enter our living rooms. Just look – he’s orange.

And he makes strange faces.

I like to remind myself whenever I’m having a bad day that at least I’m not dealing with this spray-tanned catastrophe.

So ladies – whenever you think you’re on a bad date, just thank the dating Gods they didn’t send this orange Muppet man your way.

P.S. This post does have a point. I predict Orange Muppet man won’t last the hometown dates tomorrow night and will be sent home. I just hope the old folks at the center for secretly 45-year-olds welcome him back with open arms.