I recently learned recently that I will become an aunt. I will keep the details minimal. A boy is due in Chicago in the Spring and I cannot wait to spoil the crap out of him. I have a wardrobe of USC baby gear ready and many tales of how to treat women correctly. The reality is that I have an entire blog of “how not to date” to teach him.
This was surprising news to hear so I will call this Christmas Lesson #5: Expect the Unexpected.